March Mormon Doctrine Madness: Bracketology

Ever since I started the Historical Mormon Smackdown thing last year, I have had a dream. I have entitled it: March Mormon Doctrine Madness.

We have painstakingly come up with 64 influential forces in current Mormonism, have divided them into 4 categories, and have ranked them from one to sixteen. We now present them to the bloggernacle world to vote upon. The criterion: Which is the more influential force in Mormonism today?

Having said that, I think it will be a vote for #2. I am going to explicitly take Jesus Christ and the Atonement out of the voting because I think that they would win hands-down. I am leaving Joseph Smith because every bracket needs its Duke or UConn.

There is the possibility that some will be offended by this and see it as trivializing the gospel. While there is some truth to that, I also think being forced to make hard but nonsensical choices is a good way to get at what we (individually) really believe and why.

So, starting forming pools and start making predictions. For that matter, start talking about the obvious biases of the selection committee. We may even offer a prize to the most accurate amongst ye.

Click here to see the bracket

10 Replies to “March Mormon Doctrine Madness: Bracketology”

  1. I see a couple of #1 seeds destined to go down early.

    The Welfare Program? There’s no way it makes it past the second round.

    “As Man is, God once was; as God is, God may become.” I don’t know that we teach that.

  2. John, you messed up the couplet again.

    It’s supposed to be:

    “As man is, God once was.
    As God is, man may become.”

    And, yeah, there was supposedly a Larry King interview in which it was “don’t know that we teach that” denounced.

    You have to admit though, it’s fairly pervasive in Mormon teachings.

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